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Friday, July 23, 2004

Lookin' for love

I'll leave you to speculate about how this came up in conversation, but my friend Josh pointed me to one of the web's finest destination: www.meet-an-inmate.com. After a couple of minutes of browsing for the inmate of my dreams, I figured instead of meeting an inmate myself, perhaps I could play matchmaker.

Phillis is a 57-year old divorced White female with brown hair (but she keeps it blonde most of the time), brown eyes.  She's half Cherokee, half Irish.  She's a Taurus (sign, not car) which is very accurate.  She's very determined, family and friends are her top priority when she's not in the can.

Phyllis, meet Rickey.

He's a cute male inmate dude, looking for nice young woman who would like to share poetry and writing and playing music.  He's athletic (catches balls!), jogs and is in good health.  He draws abstract flowers, and is learning to read music and play the guitar.  He'd like a good female pen pal (Phyllis?) and the relationship could grow to an intimate one. He's open to young women ages 19-39 (not Phyllis) of any race or ethnic group. Another plus: he's liberal person and believes in the rights of women to choose, and live an independent life style.

How can we put these two together?

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