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In my never-ending search for information on Steven Seagal, I ran across this someplace, somehow:

Hair Salon Names That Would Also Work as Steven Seagal Movies
BY CHRIS STECK
• Shear Intensity
• Close Cut
• The Mane Objective
• Clip Joint
• A Good Day to Dye
• By a Hair
• A Cut Above
• Permanent Waivers