Photo op

A little book I found at the library has an interesting decorative tip. Nancy Dunnan writes in "Never Balance Your Checkbook on Tuesday"

A color photograph of the President is yours if you send your name and address to: Office of Correspondence, Room 94, The White House, Washington, DC 20500. If you're not a friend of Bill's, you can order one of the First Lady, Vice President Al Gore, Tipper Gore or the completely apolitical Socks, the First Cat. That's one less decorating item you'll need to spend money on.

O.K., so the book is from 1998. I wrote to them anyways to ask for a photo of Bush. Even if you're not a conservative you should take advantage of this. Think of the great magic-marker mustache you can draw on W. Of if you order the Dick Cheney photo, you can maybe draw on some horns or something. I wonder if the Attorney General is available?