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Monday, September 27, 2004

Scratch the itch, milk the cow...

... bust the dust. I just finished reading/listening to Primary Colors, the famous, mirror-image political novel about a certain 1992 Presidential race about a sex-hound southern governor who runs in the democratic primary. Now the book has me thinking like a Pol this evening rather than a scorpion.

Question: You're the Democratic nominee trying to sure up Wisconsin - a near electoral must-win - before the debates begin. You have had run ins with one of the state's biggest industries (milk) in the past. But now you need to turn the negative into a positive, or find another way to get the milk vote back. What do you do?

Well, if you've been paying attention recently, you could do this. Yes, the Challenger now claims the Administration has a secret plan to harm dairy farmers to be hatched only after election day. The Administration denied, but their denial, coupled with a complete lack of evidence, and an apparent need to harm dairy farmers should be taken as proof of the evil plot.

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