Mitch Buchannon: Drunken driver

Last month I brought you the thrilling news of David Hasselhoff's impending rap album and hip hop makeover. I think he's really bought into it. To prove it, Hassel the Hoff has been arrested for drunken driving.

Apparently Hoff was living the thug life as he swerved around a highway in the San Fernando Valley in his vehicle (not KITT, who doesn't swerve). Then, the 5-0 followed the Hoff into a McDonalds where he "caused a stir at the drive through." A city attorney said the rap and film star sat at the window, but wouldn't order anything. Was he just free-stlying to the first window?


Cabana rapper!